- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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