- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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