how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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And you honored it I see :P

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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