- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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