- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

A blonde dies Lololol

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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