- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

poopy is poopy

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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