Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

Black people are innocent.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Rick Perry.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

NEVER

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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