- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

this is not a joke.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

My life

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

Hitler

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Roses are red Violets are blue

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

Why Did the throw up He was sick

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