Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Jess Burns

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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An antijoke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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