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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

A baby seal walks in to a club

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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