- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Turtles

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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