- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

Winking at old people

mitt romney

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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