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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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your fat

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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The Aristocrats

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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I have no joke. u mad?

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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