There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Kate

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Jess Burns

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Robin, get in the car.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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