Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Women's rights.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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the cow goes moo

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Women's rights

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