- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

American healthcare.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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