A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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CHEEZECAKE

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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son, you're adopted.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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