I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

why did the chicken cross the road

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

your moms so fat she has kankles

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

i have aids and a chode

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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