What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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the cow goes moo

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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hahaha

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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