Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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the cow goes moo

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An antijoke

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NEVER

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Men's rights

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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