whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Military intelligence.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Anti Joke

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