A dwarf walks under a bar.

does this look unsure to you?

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Is Carly smart? No.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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