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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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A fish walks into a bar

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Jews for Jesus

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Nickelback

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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