- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

So a baby seal walks into a club.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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