What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Rick Perry.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Well, this is fun.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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The jets are a good team..

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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American healthcare.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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No joke.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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