A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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the cow goes moo

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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