What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

I love you very much.

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

1+1= 69

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

The government makes a good decision

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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