What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

pobody's nerfect

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What is funnier then 25 9/11

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