- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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