why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Anti Joke

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