A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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