What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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