- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

I killed someone on minecraft.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Stop me if you heard this one before.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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