- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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why am I writing this...im bored

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

My dog barks when someones at the door.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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