Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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My Nan, that is all.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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