- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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