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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

It's all Taggart

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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