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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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