EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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