- Anti Joke

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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