What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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Potassium? K.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Anti Joke

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