- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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