- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What is the difference?

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Obama lin Baden.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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