- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

kieran is a homosexual

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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