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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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