I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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why am I writing this...im bored

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