a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Nobody cares maddie!

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

black chicken. kfc

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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