" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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You are joking right?

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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