- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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