what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Refridgerator.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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I have a really funny joke.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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