- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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