Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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