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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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