- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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