- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

what is worse than a guy pissed?

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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