- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Blacks

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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