What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's blue? The sky.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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