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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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