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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Matthew Baker

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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