- Anti Joke

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.