- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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