- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Communism hehe xd

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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