- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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