- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

why does the man appear fat he is

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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