- Anti Joke

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What hurts like hell? HELL

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!