What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

WNBA

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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