- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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