why dont they make black forks

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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