- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

WNBA

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Japan

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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