Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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