- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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