How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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