- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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