- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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