Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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What's just not right? Left

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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