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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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