- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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