- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

123 f*ck off

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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