What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Communism hehe xd

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Paper or plastic? Yes...

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Okay.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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