A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

How High is a Chinese man

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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