- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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