What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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