Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

H o m o comes out as homo

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

How about that airline food?

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A man goes to the potty.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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