Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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