give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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(warning- this is sort of funny) A mom takes her son to cvs to pick up her pills. Son- Mom whats a pharmacists? Mom- well sweetie its a person who sells people drugs Monday Morning Teacher- Class, did you learn anything over the weekend? Son- Yah, i learned that my mommy has been taking me with her every week, to a person who sells drugs Later that week Teacher- Yes, hi, um your son has told me that you take him to buy drugs with you, i may have to call social services Mom- what? this is a misunderstanding, i go to a pharmacists to buy drugs. That evening Mom-what did you tell your teacher at school Son- you've been telling me that i go with you to buy drugs Mom- baby i need pills, well, because, im sick. Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok At school Teacher- Billy ive called s.s on your mom, u will be living with foster parents Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok Evening Police- ?Ms. Thackery, is this your student. Teacher- Yes Police- His mom has tradgicly died in a pool of tears after finding out YOU called s.s Mom- what? omg. DAMN Police- Im afraid u r under arrest for the cause of his mothers death Class- yayyyyyyy wooo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy Billy Billy Billy. hip hip hooray Teacher- Damn Son- mommy? Police- ur mommy's dead, sucks right sooooooo here's a box and ten bucks......... go live your life

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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