What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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My spelling is horrible

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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